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Charlie: You actually did offer me the ass one time, right here in this very living room.
Marcy: What was I thinking? Dr. Drew says you could get a prolapsed anus from that shit. Once you hit 80, your ass is like, 'why'd you have to take it in the pooper that one time? Now you're going to have to carry me around all day.'