Monica: Where did you get the coffee?George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.Monica: How did you get there?George: I walked.Monica: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave.George: I climbed out the window.Monica: You climbed out the window?George: Of course.Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?George: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window is right here.Monica: You are a fascinating man, George Costanza.


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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

(explaining how he got food on his IQ test) I had a sandwich in my pocket.

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Where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!

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