You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and the...

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

George

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Character:
George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 9: "The Deal"
Show:
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?

(to Jerry and Elaine) Boy, I liked you so much better when you weren't a couple.

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