You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. Although it doesn't pay much, and you can't unionize.

Dwight

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My co-workers are pretty scary, so I need to frighten them, in return. They have so many personal problems, cancer, problem children, no husband/boyfriend, out-of-wedlock children, etc.

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How do I go about being a human scarecrow?

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The Office Season 6 Episode 10 Quotes

Dwight: Somebody attack me. Kevin, Go!
Kevin: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Dwight: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.

Jim: In everyone's defense I think the most worthy opponent of you is ... you.
Dwight: That is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.

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