You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price... and natural lighting!

Homer

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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 23 Quotes

I don't need your fair-weather friendship... is what I'll be saying tomorrow morning.

Moe

Homer: You never fail to nauseate me boy.
Bart: Just call me Barf Simpson.
Homer: I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.