You can't shoot us because the whole family will hear it. Righ...

Chuck: You can't shoot us because the whole family will hear it.
Bernie: Right. I can't. (He picks up a baseball bat) But I can beat you to death.
Chuck: I was really hoping for a third option that did not include death.


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Character:
Chuck Bartowski
Episode:
Chuck Season 2 Episode 20: "Chuck Versus the First Kill"
Show:
Chuck
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Chuck Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Casey: What do you call your move anyway
Chuck: What movie?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you... what do you call that?
Chuck: The morgan
Sarah: The morgan?
Chuck: He invented in high school when girls were beating him up. You kinda duck a little bit.. protect the important.. face.. [points to private parts]

Congratulations, you now qualify for conjugal visits

Casey [to Chuck about marrying Jill]
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