Soldier: Mam, I'm sure your husband's got a brain the size of Kansas, but that ring on your finger doesn't make you a scientist.
Frank: No, but four years at Barnard and a Ph.D. in botany do. I missed dinner.
Liza: And breakfast.
Frank: You know, most women would kill for a night off from their husbands.
Liza: Most women know what their husbands do at the office. I'm not most women.
Frank: You certainly are not.