South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralYou crackers want to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness mo...
Chef's Dad: You crackers want to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan: Nah, that's okay.
Chef's Dad: Oh, it must have been about 7, 8 years ago... Me and the little lady were on this boat, you see... All alone at night when all of a sudden, a huge creature, a giant crustacean from the Paleozoic era, comes out of the water!
Chef's Mom: We were so scared, lord-have-mercy. I jumped up in the boat and said "Thomas! What on earth is that creature?!".
Chef's Dad: It stood above us looking down with its big red eyes...
Chef's Mom: Oh, it was scary.
Chef's Dad: And I stood up and yelled "What do you want from us, monster?!", and he bent down and said "I need to borrow treefiddy...".
Kyle: What's "treefiddy"?
Chef's Dad: Three dollars and fifty cents.
- Characters:
- Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski
- Episode:
- South Park Season 3 Episode 3: "The Succubus"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, South Park Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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