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Charlie: You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to stick me with the check!
Alan: Oh, oh, I see, so you know my bowels better than I do!
Charlie: I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.

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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

Jake: Are you crazy?
Rose: There's several schools of thought on that

Plato and Aristotle said that no matter how many times you shaked it, the last drop always falls in the pants

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