You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to s...
Charlie: You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to stick me with the check!
Alan: Oh, oh, I see, so you know my bowels better than I do!
Charlie: I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9: "Corey's Been Dead For an Hour"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger