You don't dry clean a rented tuxedo. You don't redecorate a hote...
You don't dry clean a rented tuxedo. You don't redecorate a hotel room. You don't order cable for a port-a-potty...unless you're really, really drunk. And you don't take on the bills of a girl that's got the attention span of a monkey chewing on a fly swatterCharlie
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 18: "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
- Charlie Harper
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- Eric Hochberger