Carla: You don't seem that stressed out.
Elliot: Well, I haven't pooed in six days.
J.D.: Twice this morning, and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
Elliot: You really pick odd things to brag about.
J.D.: I'm just saying, if I had to get three by lunch, I probably could.


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J.D., Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8: "My Fruit Cups"
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Dr. Cox: I was always gonna wind up with you.
Jordan: So, the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh?
Dr. Cox: I never had a chance.
Jordan: You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you?
Dr. Cox: Yeah. They're both for me.
Jordan: Cheers.

Turk: You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding but with every cup I love it more.
J.D.: Yeah, me too.