You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother. No, no. you ...

Judith: You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother.
Alan: No, no. you marry his pediatrician.
Herb: He's got you there, sweetie.


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Characters:
Alan Harper, Judith Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1: "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

Charlie: Think it through Alan, for what possible activity would I need my pants off an my shoes on?
Alan: I dunno, chasing a reluctant hooker?
Charlie: Can't rule it out.

Alan: I guess a little morning quickie is out of the question?
Charlie: if you can do it without waking me up... you're not realy thinking about it are you?

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