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Walden: You know if he hooks up with you, he goes to jail.
Megan: I'd wait for him.

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Its Jake who says it to Megan, cause she's in love with Walden.

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

I bet you shower every day.

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It's a miracle I'm not a transexual on Dancing With the Stars.

Alan
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