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Two-and-a-half-men

Alan: You know we don't have to go out to dinner just because it's my birthday.
Melissa: Don't be silly. This is a very special night. How many times do you turn forty?
Alan: In my family, three or four.
Melissa: Well, the first one is the one that counts.


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