You know what it's my fault really because the couch is normally...

You know what it's my fault really because the couch is normally where we keep the varnish.

Chandler

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Character:
Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 3 Episode 5: "The One with Frank Jr."
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Phoebe: Okay. All right, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now, this.
Franck: This?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Franck: Oh, come on. We went, we went to Time Square. We found ninja stars. I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Phoebe: She wasn't a hooker.
Franck: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.

Ross: (About Isabella Rossellini) Damn! I can't believe I took her off my list.
Monica: Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?
Ross: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Oh oh, you lie.
Ross: What? You don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.
Rachel: You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate.
Ross: Okay, hold my crawler.
Rachel: Okay. (He walks up to the counter.)
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rossellini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.

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