You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule chi...

Linda: You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule children, then build a house made of rules.
Ted: You mean a house made of my own children?
Linda: That's between you and your conscience


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Characters:
Ted Crisp, Linda Zwordling
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 6: "Goodbye, Mr. Chips"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Don't bother with HR. I can fake any ID with a razor blade and wite-out. Trust me, I've been 21 since I was 15

Linda

Sometimes big companies make big mistakes. Like yesterday's, which caused a million fish in Lake Michigan to grow fur

Ted
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