Turtle: You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill.
Shauna: Maybe I'll get you on Springer. Fat, little horny fucks and the women that despise him.
[Drama laughs]
Shauna: What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings


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Turtle, Shauna
Episode:
Entourage Season 1 Episode 2: "The Review"
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Entourage
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Entourage Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights.

Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?