Jake: You smell like strawberries.
Sophie: It's my lip gloss.
Jake: Does it taste like it smells?
Sophie: You wanna find out?
Jake: Sure!
[Sophie leans in to kiss Jake, Jake uses a finger to wipe her lip gloss off, then proceeds to eat it]
Jake: Mm


Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 (13 Votes)
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Jake Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21: "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Dr. Freeman: Have you ever had sex with a man?
Charlie: No! No! Absolutely not! All right, I copped a feel once but I was drunk and he had breasts

My mom took my temperature the baby way until I was eight years old

Charlie