Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 6 Quotes

Charlie: I'll tell you what helps pain, pain pills. In fact, I saw a guy on the news with a nail in his head and thanks to pain pills he was laughing
Alan: What about addiction?
Charlie: That's the least of his problem, he has a nail in his head!

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Chelsea: You're staring at them, Alan
Alan: It's okay, I'm almost a doctor

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