You want to toss some inspiration my way? Cause the guys think ...
Charlie: You want to toss some inspiration my way? Cause the guys think Schmitty is all that and I'm no good.
Dee: Okay, Charlie, how about this? You are really good at cleaning shit out of toilets, and taking trash and throwing it into dumpsters. So why don't you get a new job somewhere else doing those things and make friends there?
Charlie: Are you telling me to get a job here as the janitor and you and I can be best friends?
Dee: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.
Charlie: I'm gonna go talk to the principal and see if I can get that job and then we'll work on the friendship thing.
- Charlie Kelly, Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 8: "The Gang Gets a New Member"
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?
Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position.
Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher?
Charlie: Substitute janitor.
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Dee: So I shouldn't give up on my dream?
Teacher: You must give up on your dream, it's far too late for you.
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