You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside out underpants.

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 6: "Splitsville"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 6 Quotes

Talk about a double standard. Every time I go after a busty dullard that can't tell time or thinks I'm the ghost of Leonardo Dicaprio, I'm shallow. But somehow it's okay for Robin to date a guy who can't be trusted around outlets.

Barney

Okay that's ridiculous! Is Nick a genius? No. But does he have average intelligence? No! But he is a human being with a heart!

Marshall