You were with her , weren't you? What are you, my wife? No, ...
[Charlie enters the house late at night. Alan is sitting in the living room.]
Alan: You were with her [Courtney], weren't you?
Charlie: What are you, my wife?
Alan: No, I'm the wedding planner.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 16: "Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger