You'll never guess what I know. Ok. Let me finish this though...
Michael: You'll never guess what I know.
Dwight: [typing] Ok. Let me finish this thought.
Michael: Eric likes Megan!
Dwight: He most definitely does. He's been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went on a group date the other night, apparently it went very well.
Michael: How do you know this?
Dwight: People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it's because of my low cheekbones.
Jim: You gotta figure this out.
Jim: Have sex with a woman.
Andy: Oh, yeah!
Jim: Then a man. Then compare.
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Andy: [on gay rumors] For the record I prefer women, but off the record, I'm kinda confused.
Andy: The evidences are stacked against me.
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