Homer: Your old meat made me sick.
Apu: I am so sorry, sir. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
Homer: These shrimp aren't frozen, and they smell funny.
Apu: Okay, ten pounds.
Homer: Woohoo!


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13: "Homer and Apu"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 Quotes

(Apu sees Homer in the shower with a candy stuck in his chest)
Apu: What's that?
Homer: EhI like to leave it there.

Oh, stomach churning...bowels clenching...not much time...must finish.

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