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Wayne: Your town appears on no maps or charts.
Homer: Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.
Marge: And when there was a map makers convention here, we all got Lou Gerig's disease.
Homer: Not the one you're thinking of though, there's another one.


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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 1 Quotes

I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.

Homer

What's what the new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word now - "he's."

Carl