Alan: You're a very lucky guy, Charlie.
Charlie: I ran through a plate glass window and you puked in my piano. How is that lucky?
Alan: You could have bleed to death. I could vomited on my shoes.
Charlie: Those are my shoes.
Alan: Which is why you're lucky.


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10: "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: It could have been worse but I won a bundle at the roulette table betting the color of her underwear.
Alan: Red or black?
Charlie: Double zero.
Alan: What color is that?
Charlie: Ass cheeks.

I've been looking forward to this all year... giving you guys the bird.

Berta