Dr. Kelso: You're gonna love it here, sport.
Ted: Get out while you still can.
Keith: Uh...
Ted: Seriously, get out while you still can.


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Characters:
Bob Kelso, Ted Buckland, Ed, Keith Dudemeister
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1: "My Intern's Eyes"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Nurse: Oh, Dr. Reid, are you joining us for lunch today?
Elliot: Ahhh... anyone want half a tofu-cheese sandwich?

(J.D.'s trying to sneak out of the apartment in his underwear)
Carla:J.D.!
J.D.: I gotta make a quick twosie.