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Liz's obsessive friend Claire (Jennifer Aniston) comes to town and immediately becomes involved with Jack, who can't seem to stop hooking up with her even though it's a terrible idea. Meanwhile, Kenneth gets a chance to direct an impromptu, belated Night Court finale.

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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity. I'm going to go with Claire on this one.

Kenneth: Thank you, Mr. Jordan! This is the greatest day of my life! First, I find that quarter this morning...
Charles Robinson: Um, I lost a quarter earlier.

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