Liz hates St. Patrick's Day so she spends it indoors with Criss wearing all orange.  Dennis Duffy shows up and drives a wedge between Liz and Criss.  She then realizes that she needs to express herself, and finally tells Criss that she loves him.

Jack and the writers play a world domination board game, and Jack uses his business skills to his advantage.

Hazel let's Tracy and Jenna see a promo that read Jenna's name first.  This causes the two stars of TGS to fight for power.  Kenneth finally saves the day by pulling around the first car that said Host #2.