Jenna continues to have success, which translates to new best friends. Liz tries to find new friends at a bar and then at the Barnes and Noble bathroom, but she realizes Jenna is her true best friend.
Tracy contemplates suicide after finding out Dot Com told everyone to not give him presents because Tracy has everything he could want. After realizing there are things he doesn't have, he asks for even more presents. He ends up as happy as ever, even though he already has all of the gifts he received.
Jack fires the pages, creating a computer to do their job for them. After making a mistake, and realizing he can't blame the computer like he can Kenneth, Jack hires the pages back at NBC.
Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
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