Liz: I hate going up to Donaghy's office even for something normal. I always feel like I'm entering the Death Star. I swear if Donaghy does this [does Darth Vader force strangle] at me, I'll run. Pete: You'll be fine, Captain Needa. Liz: No, Captain Needa dies. He dies!
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving. Kenneth: Oh, okay. Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.