"The Double Deuce"

Archer helps Woodhouse investigate a series of mysterious murders from his military past, while he's also stuck in custody of the wee baby Shamus.

  • 3.7 / 5.0
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"Pipeline Fever"

While Malory ties to make ISIS more green, Archer and Lana head to the swamps of New Orleans.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Blood Test"

When a call girl comes from Archer's past claiming he's the father of her child, a blood test ensues.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"A Going Concern"

When Malory is hit hard by a Ponzi scheme, she plans on selling ISIS to Len Trexler of ODIN.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"Swiss Miss"

Archer is assigned to protect a sixteen year old heiress in Switzerland.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Dial M for Mother"

The identity of Archer's father is called into question on the season finale of Archer.

"Job Offer"

Archer takes a high paying job from competitor ODIN, while Malory tries to get him back to ISIS.

"The Rock"

When ISIS loses another contract to ODIN, Malory tasks Lana and Archer with stealing a diamond from one of their clients.

"Skytanic"

Archer and the ISIS crew must protect the maiden voyage of the luxury airship, Excelsior, from a bomb threat.

"Skorpio"

Archer must rescue Lana from a hairy arms dealer, Skorpio, causing Cyril to become jealous back at base.

Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Hawley: Awww screw me!
Archer: ...said Ripley to the android Bishop.