"Skorpio"

Archer must rescue Lana from a hairy arms dealer, Skorpio, causing Cyril to become jealous back at base.

"Honeypot"

When Malory is being blackmailed by a homosexual Cuban agent, she sends Stirling down to Miami to seduce him.

"Killing Utne"

Malory hosts a dinner party to try and win a contract from UN chairman, Torvald Utne (Jeffrey Tambor).

"Diversity Hire"

When ISIS hires Conway Stern (Coby Bell) as a diversity hire, the ladies of ISIS love him, but Lana and Archer suspect there's something more.

"Training Day"

When Malory fears that Lana's attraction to Archer will lead them back together, she tries to turn Lana's current boyfriend, Cyril, into an agent.

"Mole Hunt"

When Malory has ISIS look into Archer's expense account, he attempts to hack into the mainframe to fix his problem in the name of a mole hunt.

Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?