Archer Reviews

Where is Archer? In the Season 4 premiere, he's either on the lamb, has amnesia or...both! Check out the review for the crafty way the episode was introduced.
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Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang board a train to help transport a Canadian terrorist on "The Limited" this week.
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Archer and Lana head to the jungle to capture a wanted drug dealer, and we tagged along to point out every joke along the way.
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Archer Quotes

Archer: I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in men's downhill.
Gillette: Well, ass, it was giant shalom and I only took bronze.
Archer: So? You lost?
Gillette: I came in third.
Archer: Which is last.
Gillette: Which is third...
Archer: Last.
Gillette: In he world.
Archer: You lost. Geeze, get over it.

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.