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Did Chief Wuntch set the 99 up to fail in a high-profile case? A case that includes a helicopter? Find out in this review of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 22.
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Can Jake take time off without causing trouble? Can Rosa handle dinner at Captain Holt's house? Find out in this Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 20 Review.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Holt: Do you see me as a father figure?
Jake: No! If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me.

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.