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Sgt. Terry is sick of Jake constantly borrowing money and demands that he be paid back. But Jake think that the Sgt. is keeping a secret. Capt. Holt and Amy work to solve a cold case and Jake decides to work off his debt, with hilarious results.
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Jake incurs the wrath of the rest of the detectives and Gina when he invites the Captain to a weekend getaway. Boyle tries to teach Rosa the subtle art of texting seduction while Gina's desire to see a six drink version of Amy finally comes true to unexpected results.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Jake: So talk to me Goose, how are we lookin'?
Gina: Sexy, but not like we're trying to, but like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless?