Brooklyn Nine-Nine News

After Capt. Holt and Sgt. Terry have to go to a charity event on Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 7, Jake is put in charged of the precint. When Boyle drops a package full of mysterious powder, the entire precint is put on lockdown on Thanksgiving Day.
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On Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 6, Jake has a tryst with opposing counsel Sophia (Guest Star Eva Longoria). Meanwhile, Boyle and Gia try to decide who will luxuriate in their prepaid hotel room now that they're no longer sleeping together and Rosa pushes Amy to run against Scully for Union Rep.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.


Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.