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This week on Californication, Hank returns from his trip to find Charlie's house trashed thanks to a party Becca threw. Read how Hank's plan to teach his daughter a lesson almost blows up in his face when the family has a run in with Marilyn Manson.
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Hank and Charlie find themselves desperate for work this week on Californication. To impress Atticus Fetch, the two along with Faith meet up with a known drug dealer, as Lost stars Maggie Grace and Jorge Garcia reunite.
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Californication Quotes

I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?

Hank

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f--cking douche!

Hank Moody