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This week on Californication Charlie goes against Hank's wishes not to represent Tyler. As you'll read in our review, going with his gut not only costs him his best client but also his best friend.
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I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?

Hank

Try not to forget all the times I brought you to fruition. 33 to be exact.

Hank Moody