Californication Reviews

This week on Californication, Hank anxiously counts down the hours until his day in court, and uses his last possible moments of freedom to try and repair his family ties. See how that story line played out along with the latest drama between Marcy and Charlie in our review of "Another Perfect Day."
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Lots of loose ends were tied up in the most recent episode of Californication, titled "Comings and Goings." Check out our review of the episode, relive all the moments in our recap and our favorite quotes from the episode.
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In tonight's episode of Californication, titled "Mr. Bad Example," Hank and Karen are dealing with the fall-out of Hank's affair with Felicia Koons, as things get messy between Becca and best friend Chelsea. Check out our review of the episode, along with the full recap and our favorite quotes.
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Californication Quotes

I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?

Hank

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f--cking douche!

Hank Moody