Andre and Shirey got married for the second time this week, but only after he agreed that his ex had changed and might not become a businesswoman.

Shirley actually came very close to making that dream happen this week, as she teamed with Pierce - who was voted out of his dad's company by the board - to pitch a cafeteria sandwich shop to the dean. He liked it so much... that the school board ran with it and sold the space to Subway.

Elsewhere, Jeff couldn't come up with a speech because he doesn't believe in marriage; while Abed and Troy succeeded at acting like regular people, for a short while at least.