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Larry meets back up with his blind friend, Michael.  The Davids are invited to Ben Stiller's birthday party, but Larry refuses to sing Happy Birthday.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Ben: You don't even shake my hand the first time I see you.
Larry: You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed.
Ben: That was a dry sneeze, Larry.
Larry: I can't asume dry. I gotta assume wet.

Larry: (on Susie's sweatshirts) Not quite my cup of tea, but, you know, it's nice.
Susie: Fuck you, and fuck your tea!
Larry: What?
Susie: Whoever said you had taste, Mr. Hushpuppy-rumpled-suit look?

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