Larry meets a woman at an art show, and they really hit it off.  The problem is that Rosie O'Donnell also gets hit on by the woman.  So LD and Rosie square off for the affection of this bi-sexual.  In hoping to gain an advantage over his lesbian foe, Larry uses a performance enhancing pill from Leon to win over the bi-sexual.  He thinks he won the competition, but ends up losing when she sees one of his pills fall out of his pocket.

Also, Larry runs into trouble with a Japanese restaurant manager, who fails to secure LD's to-go containers.  The man apologizes to Larry with a bow, but LD later finds out that it was a "shit bow."  He confronts the manager about this and is told to find another restaurant to eat at.