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Recap

Gaby and Carlos ask Xiao-Mei to be their surrogate mother; Ed hires a forensic accountant who uncovers Tom may have had an affair in Atlantic City; Betty discovers Matthew set Caleb up and locks Matthew in Caleb's old cell; Edie learns that Susan is the other woman and sets her house on fire; As revenge, Andrew seduces Peter and lures Bree to witness.

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21

Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

(At Mike's place after Oliver has played the tape of Karl and Susan talking)
Susan: Okay, ahm, first of all it was not the best sex I ever had. I just said that to make him feel better. Obviously, you are the best sex I ever had.
Oliver: That explains the punch in the face.
Mike: I'm gonna hit you again if you don't shut up.
Susan: I know that this looks bad-
Mike: You were actually fooling around with Karl behind Edie's back.
Susan: No, no, no. No, Karl lied to me. He told me that he and Edie had split up before-
Mike: You know what? I don't even care.

Susan: I've never stopped caring about you.
Mike: Then why did you jump in bed with Karl?
Susan: I would have never even gone there if I thought there was a chance with us. You just closed the door so completely, I- Can we just not talk about him? Have some more pie. (She feeds him) I know you like pie. I know you like me.