Edie: When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in, I make her my best friend. Lynette: I thought you said you didn't have any female friends. Edie: I don't. And I've never felt threatened by a woman either. But the point is, keep your friends close... Lynette: ...Keep your enemies closer
Father Crowley: You're pregnant? Gabrielle: Yes and it's impossible. I'm on the pill which I know you probably think is a sin but it's a 99.9 per cent effective sin. Father Crowley: Maybe it's in the 1 per cent that God resides. Gabrielle: You just couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?