Eric: Your grammar's horrible. Vince: "Who cares? Eric: We were in the same classes since we were six, it's just shocking to me you can't punctuate. Vince: Eh, it was all stream of consciousness. Turtle: You can't really spell either, Vin. F-a-i-t-h-f-e-l. Eric: No it isn't. Johnny Drama: It's 'o-l.' Eric: No, it isn't. Drama: So says you. Eric: Are you guys all illiterate? Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this.
Johnny Drama: Why are you dressed like it's '04? Turtle: All my clothes burned up in the fire. Why are you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament is a better question?" Eric: Agreed. Drama: Bisexual? This shirt is mad hetero. Look at these pythons. You can clearly see I'm hiding an 8-pack under here. Eric: You haven't had an 8-pack to hide since the early '70s, Drama.