"Brian the Closer"

On Family Guy, after Peter's antics cause Brian to get cosmetic surgery, Brian's new career path as a real estate agent gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Baking Bad"

On Season 13 Episode 3 of Family Guy, "Baking Bad," Peter and Lois open up a bakery. However, things get out of hand when Peter devises a scheme to attract new customers.

  • 2.3 / 5.0
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"The Book of Joe"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2, Peter offers to help Joe realize his dream of becoming a published author, but his own ego threatens to get in the way.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"The Simpsons Guy"

In an hour-long crossover special, The Griffin family's road trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up in Springfield and entangled with the Simpsons. Tune into the season 13 premiere of Family Guy on Sunday, September 28th.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Chap Stewie"

Stewie decides to use his time machine to prevent his own birth on the season finale of Family Guy.

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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"He's Bla-ack!"

Cleveland returns to Quahog, but it's not a happy homecoming on Family Guy.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Meg Stinks!"

Meg and Peter bond on a trip to visit colleges on Family Guy. Seriously!

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Baby Got Black"

Chris and Pam begin dating, but run into opposition from their families, on Family Guy.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"The Most Interesting Man in the World"

Peter tries to become more intelligent on Family Guy.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Herpe the Love Sore"

Brian gives Stewie herpes and Peter fights for his bar booth on Family Guy.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Spit on me.
(Brian spits on him)
Stewie: (sighs) That's nice. Now tell me I'm scum.
Brian: How will that cool you off?
Stewie: Hmmm?

(Brian and Stewie sitting at table)Brian: So what happened?Stewie: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian...what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don't guys just do that?Brian: They do, it's called being gay.Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.