"Papa Has a Rollin' Son"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 2, Peter tries to fool Joe's handicap phobic dad, while Stewie deals with his own potential handicap.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Pilling Them Softly"

On Family Guy Season 14 Episode 1, Peter and Quagmire start a cooking show while Stewie and Brian start taking ADHD medication.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Take My Wife"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 18, Peter is shocked when he figures out that the vacation in the Bahamas that Lois booked is actually a couple's retreat on the season finale.

"Fighting Irish"

On the 250th installment of Family Guy, Peter says he could beat Liam Neeson (guest-voicing as himself) in a fight, but soon realizes that winning is tougher than he thinks

"Roasted Guy"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16, Peter gets his feelings hurt after an event where his friends come together to "roast" him.

"Once Bitten"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 15, after sending Brian to obedience school, Peter realizes that he liked his pal better before he was trained.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 14, Peter is celebrated as a hero after finding a lost boy and Joe takes Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland on a road trip to Niagara Falls.

"Dr. C and the Women"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 13, Meg is instantly popular when she takes a job at the airport while Peter considers spilling one of Cleveland's long held secrets.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Stewie Is Enceinte"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12, when Stewie fears that Brian has lost interest in him, he decides to have a baby as a way of trying to save the relationship.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Encyclopedia Griffin"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 11, Peter and his friends form new detective ageny and surprise even themselves when the catch a local thief.

  • 3.3 / 5.0
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley