"Our Idiot Brian"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 8, Meg convinces Brian to take her SATs for her and Stewie begins to think perhaps Brian isn't that smart when he does poorly.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 7, in order to help Chris pass his history exam, Brian and Stewie hop into the time machine which gets them trapped in the past.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"The 2000 Year Old Virgin"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episdoe 6, "The 2000 Year Old Virgin," upon finding out that Jesus is still a virgin, Peter decides to help him find a woman to hook up with.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Turkey Guys"

On Family Guy, after eating all of the Thanksgiving turkey the night before, Peter and Brian head out to find another while Chris takes over as man of the house.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Brian the Closer"

On Family Guy, after Peter's antics cause Brian to get cosmetic surgery, Brian's new career path as a real estate agent gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Baking Bad"

On Season 13 Episode 3 of Family Guy, "Baking Bad," Peter and Lois open up a bakery. However, things get out of hand when Peter devises a scheme to attract new customers.

  • 2.3 / 5.0
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"The Book of Joe"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2, Peter offers to help Joe realize his dream of becoming a published author, but his own ego threatens to get in the way.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"The Simpsons Guy"

In an hour-long crossover special, The Griffin family's road trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up in Springfield and entangled with the Simpsons. Tune into the season 13 premiere of Family Guy on Sunday, September 28th.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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"Chap Stewie"

Stewie decides to use his time machine to prevent his own birth on the season finale of Family Guy.

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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"He's Bla-ack!"

Cleveland returns to Quahog, but it's not a happy homecoming on Family Guy.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.