"Road to Rhode Island"

Brian goes to pick up Stewie from his Grandparents home but they miss the plane and end up taking a cross-country road trip. Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with videos.

"Fiften Minutes of Shame"

When Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family she books the family on a talk show. A network exec gets the family to do a reality show and Meg and eventually the rest of the family gets recast.

"A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"

Peter ends up selling one of Chris' paintings to a gallery for $5,000. He moves the family to New York to try and help Chris become a famous artist.

"Running Mates"

When Lois runs for the school board, Peter runs against her to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter runs a negative campaign against Lois and ends up winning.

"If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"

To get a show back on the air, Peter convinces a Make-a-Wish style charity that Chris is dying and his wish is to have the show back on. The scam leads People to believe that Peter heals Chris and is a god.

"I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"

Forced to go on a women's retreat for being sexist at work, Peter becomes a sensitive male. Lois hates this new side of him, and her cat fight at a charity event brings him back.

"The King is Dead"

Lois becomes director of the play "The King and I" and Peter wants a role and she names him producer. Peter goes on a power trip, fires Lois, and takes over the play and turns it into a futuristic play.

"Death is a Bitch"

When Peter tries to get out of a doctor's bill by faking his death, he gets visited by Death who tries to take him. After Death twists his ankle, Peter must take over when everyone discovers they're immortal.

"Love Thy Trophy"

When Spooner Street wins a float contest for Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at a pancake house to raise money for a new handbag.

"Brian in Love"

Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating pee stains all over the house but it turns out to be Brian. Brian goes to therapy and finds out it's because he's in love with Lois he's doing it and goes to confront her.

Family Guy Quotes

Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --

Lois

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)