"The Story on Page One"

After an interview at Brown, Meg discovers she needs more extracurricular activities and ends up joining the school newspaper. Peter writes a story under her name that Luke Petty is gay and they soon end up getting sued.

"E. Peterbus Unum"

When the town's zoning laws won't allow Peter to build his own pool, he tries to get a permit and discovers his house is not apart of the US. He decides to name his country Petoria and invades Joe's pool, causing the US Army to get involved.

"He's Too Sexy for His Fat"

Due to Brian's flea problem, the Griffins move into a hotel while their house is fumigated. Lois and Peter discover Chris is skipping gym class due to being self conscious, and Peter signs him up for liposuction.

"There's Something About Paulie"

When Peter hires the mob to destroy his car, he must repay the debt by taking the Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. When Peter tells him he can't hang out with him because of Lois, he mistakes that for Peter wanting Lois killed.

"Dammit Janet"

Lois tries to get Stewie to be more social and sends him to pre-school, where he falls in love with a girl named Janet. Lois becomes a flight attendant and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

"Let's Go to the Hop"

When a plane carrying psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, the students all become addicted to licking toads. Peter goes undercover as a new student, Lando Griffin, to try and convince the kids to stop licking toads.

"Road to Rhode Island"

Brian goes to pick up Stewie from his Grandparents home but they miss the plane and end up taking a cross-country road trip. Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with videos.

"Fiften Minutes of Shame"

When Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family she books the family on a talk show. A network exec gets the family to do a reality show and Meg and eventually the rest of the family gets recast.

"A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"

Peter ends up selling one of Chris' paintings to a gallery for $5,000. He moves the family to New York to try and help Chris become a famous artist.

"Running Mates"

When Lois runs for the school board, Peter runs against her to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter runs a negative campaign against Lois and ends up winning.

Family Guy Quotes

Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".
Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.
Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.
James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)