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Family-guy
"Da Boom"

Peter is concerned the world is going to end with Y2K and convinces his family to cancel their New York plans and hide in his shelter. When the bomb destroys the world, the family heads to a Twinkie factory.

"Holy Crap"

Peter's very religious Catholic father comes to live with the family after he's forced into retirement. Peter tries to bond with his father and ends up kidnapping the Pope.

"Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"

Lois' Aunt dies, leaving her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves into the mansion, but Peter loses their fortune after buying a painting at an auction.

"Brian: Portrait of a Dog"

When a heatwave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show so he can win enough money to buy an air conditioner. When they get into an argument over a trick, Brian leaves the family and Peter replaces him with a cat.

"The Son Also Draws"

Chris loses interest in boy scouts and wants to take up art instead, so Peter takes him to the city to try and get him reinstated in the Boy Scouts. They end up at an Indian reservation casino.

"A Hero Sits Next Door"

The Griffins meet their new neighbors; Lois becomes friends with Bonnie; Meg likes their son, Kevin; Peter asks Joe to join his baseball team.

"Mind Over Murder"

Peter punches a woman he thought was a man at Chris' soccer game. Peter gets placed under house arrest and sets up a bar in the basement.

"Chitty Chitty Death Bang"

Peter allows Meg to skip Stewie's birthday to go out with a party, which turns out to be a cult meeting. Lois, wanting the family to be together, sends Peter to pick up Meg.

"I Never Met the Dead Man"

While teaching Meg to drive, Peter accidentally hits a satellite dish, knowing out the town's television. He offers Meg her own car if she takes the blame.

"Death Has a Shadow"

After drinking heavily at a bachelor party, Peter gets fired from his job at Happy-go-Lucky toy factory. Peter goes on welfare and somehow a mixup sends him a $150,000 check.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley
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