"From Method to Madness"

When Stewie signs up for an acting class, he's paired up with a stuck-up child star, Olivia. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois object to Meg dating a nudist.

"Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows"

After getting a DUI, Brian is forced to care for a bitter old woman that used to be a jingle singer. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and discovers a family of rare swallows living in it.

"A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, Lois goes beserk, while Stewie agrees to be baby Jesus in the town play to convince Santa he was good.

"Ready, Willing, and Disabled"

Joe feels discourage after losing a thief in a chase so Peter enrolls him in a handicapped decathalon to get him his confidence back. Meanwhile, Chris, Meg and Stewie fight over $26 found in a money clip.

"Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?"

While teaching Chris about his Irish heritage, Peter discovers he has a black ancestor and that he was a slave to Lois' family. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders.

"Screwed The Pooch"

The family goes to visit Lois' parents, the Pewterschmidts, where Brian ends up sleeping with their prize-winning greyhound, Sea Breeze.

"To Love and Die in Dixie"

When Chris picks a robber out of a lineup, the Griffins are placed in a witness protection program in the south. Chris makes a new friend in Sam, while Peter questions a local Civil War re-enactment.

"Emission Impossible"

Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is alone and pregnant since her husband walked out on her. After Peter helps Carole deliver her baby, he and Lois decided to have another child.

"Fish Out of Water"

Peter, still unemployed, takes a job as a fishermen and buys a boat at a police auction. Meanwhile, Lois attempts to cheer up Meg on a spring break trip where she gets all the attention.

"Mr. Saturday Knight"

When Peter's boss dies after having dinner at the Griffin house, Peter loses his job and joins the traveling Renaissance Fair as a knight.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie