"Fiften Minutes of Shame"

When Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family she books the family on a talk show. A network exec gets the family to do a reality show and Meg and eventually the rest of the family gets recast.

"A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"

Peter ends up selling one of Chris' paintings to a gallery for $5,000. He moves the family to New York to try and help Chris become a famous artist.

"Running Mates"

When Lois runs for the school board, Peter runs against her to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter runs a negative campaign against Lois and ends up winning.

"If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"

To get a show back on the air, Peter convinces a Make-a-Wish style charity that Chris is dying and his wish is to have the show back on. The scam leads People to believe that Peter heals Chris and is a god.

"I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"

Forced to go on a women's retreat for being sexist at work, Peter becomes a sensitive male. Lois hates this new side of him, and her cat fight at a charity event brings him back.

"The King is Dead"

Lois becomes director of the play "The King and I" and Peter wants a role and she names him producer. Peter goes on a power trip, fires Lois, and takes over the play and turns it into a futuristic play.

"Death is a Bitch"

When Peter tries to get out of a doctor's bill by faking his death, he gets visited by Death who tries to take him. After Death twists his ankle, Peter must take over when everyone discovers they're immortal.

"Love Thy Trophy"

When Spooner Street wins a float contest for Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at a pancake house to raise money for a new handbag.

"Brian in Love"

Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating pee stains all over the house but it turns out to be Brian. Brian goes to therapy and finds out it's because he's in love with Lois he's doing it and goes to confront her.

"Da Boom"

Peter is concerned the world is going to end with Y2K and convinces his family to cancel their New York plans and hide in his shelter. When the bomb destroys the world, the family heads to a Twinkie factory.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley