"A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, Lois goes beserk, while Stewie agrees to be baby Jesus in the town play to convince Santa he was good.

"Ready, Willing, and Disabled"

Joe feels discourage after losing a thief in a chase so Peter enrolls him in a handicapped decathalon to get him his confidence back. Meanwhile, Chris, Meg and Stewie fight over $26 found in a money clip.

"Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?"

While teaching Chris about his Irish heritage, Peter discovers he has a black ancestor and that he was a slave to Lois' family. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders.

"Screwed The Pooch"

The family goes to visit Lois' parents, the Pewterschmidts, where Brian ends up sleeping with their prize-winning greyhound, Sea Breeze.

"To Love and Die in Dixie"

When Chris picks a robber out of a lineup, the Griffins are placed in a witness protection program in the south. Chris makes a new friend in Sam, while Peter questions a local Civil War re-enactment.

"Emission Impossible"

Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is alone and pregnant since her husband walked out on her. After Peter helps Carole deliver her baby, he and Lois decided to have another child.

"Fish Out of Water"

Peter, still unemployed, takes a job as a fishermen and buys a boat at a police auction. Meanwhile, Lois attempts to cheer up Meg on a spring break trip where she gets all the attention.

"Mr. Saturday Knight"

When Peter's boss dies after having dinner at the Griffin house, Peter loses his job and joins the traveling Renaissance Fair as a knight.

"The Kiss Seen Around the World"

Meg's crush on Tom Tucker has her apply for an internship at the local television station only to find out her partner is the nerdy Neil. Meanwhile, Stewie's new tricycle is stolen by a bully and Stewie teaches him a lesson.

"Lethal Weapons"

Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class, while New York "leafers" invade Quahog to look at the leaves in the fall. Lois quickly becomes a blackbelt and Peter uses her new found skills to scare away New Yorkers.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Bill Clinton: All right, are you ready for another round of N.A.F.T.A
Lois Griffin: What does N.A.F.T.A. mean?
Bill Clinton: 'Nother Afternoon of F****** That Ass!