On this week's Family Guy, Brian finds a new girlfriend when Quagmire hosts Disabled Ladies night in "The Blind Side." When Brian finds out that his new blind girlfriend hates dogs, he tricks her into believing that he's human until her parents come to visit and the whole ruse falls apart.
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."
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Disabled Girl: "Mine are made from teak, what are yours made from?"
Pirate: "Mine are just press board with wood veneer, I can't get wet."
Disabled Girl: "Oh...I think I see my friends."
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