Family Guy

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-Peter thinks a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. 

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Family Guy Season 12 Episode 1 Quotes

I want you on my team for everything... except for sports.

Peter [to Lois]

Chris: Why are your nipples poking into me?!
Meg: Sorry! That happens when I'm cold.
Chris: But why are there THREE of them?!
Meg: They're aren't! Two of them are moles.
Chris: Those numbers still don't add up!