Family Guy

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Peter, still unemployed, takes a job as a fishermen and buys a boat at a police auction.  He finds himself in money problems with a loan shark and attempts to catch Daggermouth, a legendary fish to get the money he needs.  Meanwhile, Lois attempts to cheer up Meg on a spring break trip where she gets all the attention.

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10

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Auctioneer: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!

Peter: Hey, what the hell are you doing in my house?
New Owner: Your house? This is my house, my wife and I bought it from the bank.
Peter: But I've still got another day to pay back the loan.
New Owner: The bank said it wouldn't matter because you're a fat dead-beat loser.
Peter: Fat dead-beat loser? Well sir, while I may not agree with what you say I'll defend to the death your right to say it

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