Family Guy Season 3 Episode 14
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
While teaching Chris about his Irish heritage, Peter discovers he has a black ancestor and that he was a slave to Lois' family. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders.
Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
Peter: What the hell does rant mean?
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Brian: "The Diary of Nate Griffin." May 7th, 1836. I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her.
Brian: Oh, uh, that laugh's in here, too, see? "Hehehehehehehe..."
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